Why do violinists put handkerchiefs under their chins?

Because there’s no spit valve.

Yes, it’s time for a list of favorite musician jokes courtesy of Classic FM.

Before you read that, I’ll adapt one for radio.

How many radio announcers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One…he holds the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Enjoy!

Read 17 of the best classical music jokes

Watch some classic Peter Schickele above…a live version of his Beethoven’s 5th play-by-play

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