Why do violinists put handkerchiefs under their chins?
Because there’s no spit valve.
Yes, it’s time for a list of favorite musician jokes courtesy of Classic FM.
Before you read that, I’ll adapt one for radio.
How many radio announcers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One…he holds the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Watch some classic Peter Schickele above…a live version of his Beethoven’s 5th play-by-play